Coffee? A wee dram of the water of life?
Here in Scotland, it’s called uisge beatha—whiskey, the water of life. The first time I heard this was my first morning in Scotland. We were staying in a castle-turned-hotel outside of Edinburgh, and staring at the bottles of whiskey strategically placed along the breakfast buffet. When I saw the “full Scottish” breakfast—black hockey pucks of blood pudding, baked beans, pots of porridge, stewed tomatoes, and of course, haggis—I reached for a bottle.
Of course, now that I live in Scotland, I don’t blink at the bottle’s appearance at every possible event. In fact, on a typical January day here in Glasgow (we haven’t seen the sun this year so far), I’d like to invite all of you to pull a chair closer to our fire, hold out your cup for the water of life, and welcome my guest, Lizzie Lamb, with her latest tale of romance, Scottish style: whiskey, rugged island communities, strong women, and kilts. Lots of kilts.
Slainte mhath—your good health!
Now that we’ve drunk (to our health, so it doesn’t count that it’s still technically, morning here…), I have a question for you. Why do women read romance? Or more precisely, why don’t men read it? As a genre, it’s overwhelmingly prolific, lucrative, and successful. (Recent surveys put it at $1.1Billion/year, neck-and-neck with the thriller genre, and selling more copies because of their generally lower pricing). At least one or two of every twenty books sold in the US are probably romance titles.
One theory says that men simply don’t read—non-fiction that is. Studies show that men only buy about 20% of fiction titles. Some theorize that it’s all in our heads. In other words, women tend to symbolically process sexual fantasies, while men prefer to er… visualize them. Although the number of men reading romance has grown in the past few years [cough, 50 Shades, cough, cough], they still represent only about 16 percent of romance readers.
As a devoted follower of Jane Austen, I’ve always loved a good romance. It’s like going back to a favorite pub or cafe. You know, of course, that the place will never have Michelin stars. But you also know, with absolute certainty, that you will get what you came for and won’t be disappointed. Sure there are times when I want my book to amaze, delight, horrify, or challenge me. But for times when I just want the fun, excitement, and a happy ending, I know I can always reach for one of Lizzie Lamb’s books.
Quick question for all my fellow whiskey sippers. (Okay, and you with the coffee too. we all saw what you poured into it.) When you open Amazon, what genres are the books it suggests to you?
Scotch On The Rocks by Lizzie Lamb
ISHABEL STUART is at the crossroads of her life.
Her wealthy industrialist father has died unexpectedly, leaving her a half-share in a ruined whisky distillery and the task of scattering his ashes on a Munro. After discovering her fiancé playing away from home, she cancels their lavish Christmas wedding at St Giles Cathedral, Edinburgh and heads for the only place she feels safe – Eilean na Sgairbh, a windswept island on Scotland’s west coast – where the cormorants outnumber the inhabitants, ten to one.
When she arrives at her family home – now a bed and breakfast managed by her left-wing, firebrand Aunt Esme, she finds a guest in situ – BRODIE. Issy longs for peace and the chance to lick her wounds, but gorgeous, sexy American, Brodie, turns her world upside down.
In spite of her vow to steer clear of men, she grows to rely on Brodie. However, she suspects him of having an ulterior motive for staying at her aunt’s Bed and Breakfast on remote Cormorant Island. Having been let down by the men in her life, will it be third time lucky for Issy? Is she wise to trust a man she knows nothing about – a man who presents her with more questions than answers?
As for Aunt Esme, she has secrets of her own . . .
My Review: 5 stars out of 5
When I want to read a good romance, it simply makes sense to reach for one of Lizzie Lamb’s books. Not only are her heroines strong, snarky women, her heroes appropriately gorgeous and misguided, but… Scotland!
Since moving to Scotland, I’ve come to appreciate the beauty, color, and rugged appeal of the country. (Yes…the scenery. What did you think I was talking about? Oh. Well…that too!) So Lizzie’s books full of kilts and bagpipes and whiskey are incredibly fun.
Her latest release, Scotch on the Rocks, certainly doesn’t disappoint. From heroine Issy’s first exhilarating dash across a fast-flooding causeway to reach her island home, the pace and story never falter. And how could it? The author subtly channels Emma, one of trope-defining Miss Austen’s most enchanting characters. Like Emma, strangers might have said Issy was “handsome, clever, and rich, with a comfortable home and happy disposition, seemed to unite some of the best blessings of existence…” (Emma by Jane Austen, 1815) As Emma might have done had she lived now, Issy had a successful career as an interior designer, her success due to her matchmaking abilities to produce dream interiors for her delighted clients.
Unlike Emma, however, as Issy flees back to her home with her father’s ashes strapped into her backseat, she is escaping a life whose appearances never matched reality. Her dysfunctional family—the rich father and famous mother who left her with neither love nor any of their wealth—her cheating fiance, even her job were left behind as Issy heads back to the only love and home she’s ever known, her Aunt Esme and her beloved Cormorant Island off the coast of Scotland.
Like Emma, Issy is bright, strong-willed, and painfully clueless. She has no concept of how to treat her attraction to and distrust of American interloper Brodie, no idea what secrets those around her hold.
“She felt as if she’d fallen asleep during a blockbuster movie, and had woken to find that she’d missed a pivotal scene; the one where the hero gets the girl, or the murderer is revealed. The scene which explains what the movie is really about. ‘Why are you all looking at me like that? Anyone want to tell me what’s going on?'”
If you’ve ever lived in a small village—and especially if you haven’t!—I think you’ll enjoy the way everyone casually assumes ownership rights to everyone else’s business. Chief among them is the adorable Lindy, whose drive to escape her island heritage has her showing up in completely different persona almost every day.
Poor Issy is often lost among the strong personalities around her. And, more often than not, she acts first and regrets her actions later. In another homage to Emma, she is then left to berate herself with an update of Mr. Knightley’s famous line— “Badly done, Ishabel Stuart. Badly done.”
Author Lizzie Lamb’s gift for dialog lets the reader hear the lilt of Scottish voices without overwhelming us with over concentration on syntax and grammar. I absolutely loved hearing the phrases I hear around me here in Glasgow, where a woman is affectionately called hen, everything from the dog to the chippy shop is wee, and health is toasted with a slainte mhath. And who wouldn’t love a heilan’ coo (Highland Cow)?
Of course, for American readers, it also holds a few surprises. For example, I was laughing out loud at Issy’s plans to renovate “outhouses” into artists studios. (My fellow Americans are used to picturing outhouses as Appalachian one-holer conveniences, perhaps with a little moon-shaped window cut into the door.) Or the way All-American Brodie’s university degree mentions taking a “first degree”, which is certainly not available from an American university.
For the beautiful pacing, character development, and that all-important HEA, I would give Scotch On The Rocks 5 out of 5 stars and would be the first in line to pick up any future books by this accomplished author.
*I received this book for free from the publisher or author in exchange for an honest review. This does not affect my opinion of the book or the content of my review.*
Book Titles: Scotch on the Rocks
Author: Lizzie Lamb
Genre: Romance
Publisher:New Romantics Press
Length: 486 pgs
Release Date:July 6, 2015
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Guest Author Lizzie Lamb
Life is not a rehearsal If you have a dream – go for it.
After teaching her 1000th pupil and working as a deputy head teacher in a large primary school, Lizzie decided it was time to leave the chalk face and pursue her first love: writing. She joined the Romantic Novelists’ Association’s New Writers’ Scheme, honed her craft and wrote Tall, Dark and Kilted (2012), quickly followed a year later by Boot Camp Bride. Lizzie loves the quick fire interchanges between the hero and heroine in the old black and white Hollywood movies, and hopes this love of dialogue comes across in her writing.
Although much of her time is taken up publicising Tall, Dark and Kilted and Boot Camp Bride, she has published a third novel SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS and started research for number four.
Lizzie is a founding member of indie publishing group – New Romantics Press. In November 2014 they held an Author Event at Waterstones High Street, Kensington, London the icing on the cake as far as they are concerned – and a fitting way to celebrate their achievements. As for the years Lizzie spent as a teacher, they haven’t quite gone to waste as she is building up a reputation as a go-to speaker on the subject of self-publishing.
Cathy said:
Looking forward to this one, especially after your review 🙂 Pity I don’t like whiskey though, can I have brandy instead?
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barbtaub said:
Well, not in Scotland anyway. (But you could always have a wee pint!)
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Cathy said:
It seems I must acquire a taste…;-)
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junekearns said:
What a fabulous combination, Barb – your blog post, plus a knockout review of Lizzie’s book!
(Accompanied by best poss pics, too.)
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barbtaub said:
Thanks so much! So glad you liked it.
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judithbarrow1 said:
Great idea – putting the two together – brilliant review, as well, Barb
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barbtaub said:
Thank you Judith! I raise my wee dram to you.
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judithbarrow1 said:
Cheers, Barb.Jx
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Rosie Amber said:
Great review Barb, I really enjoyed this book too.
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barbtaub said:
Thanks Rosie. SO fun to be in Scotland reading Lizzie’s books.
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Mary Smith said:
Lovely review of a lovely book. I’m looking forward to reading Boot Camp Bride next.
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barbtaub said:
Thank you Mary. I think you just can’t go wrong with any of Lizzie’s books. But the thing that really impresses me (and darn it! I meant to say it in my review!) is that she just keeps getting better with each book she writes.
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Mary Smith said:
I’m convinced! Just downloaded Boot Camp Bride 🙂
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patriciaruthsusan said:
Thanks Barb for this informative and entertaining review of Lizzie’s book. it sounds like a great read. Well done. 🙂 — Suzanne
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barbtaub said:
It’s a very fun read, especially from here in Scotland.
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Lizzie Lamb said:
Hello Barbara, thank you for writing and posting such a comprehensive review of Scotch on the Rocks and seeing the parallels between Issy and Emma. I wasn’t conscious of it when I was writing it, but it appears it was all there in my subconscious. Writers, huh? Strange people. LOL. Thanks for the info re: Appalachian toilets and ‘first degrees’. I hope American readers will forgive Issy’s lapse. I forgave one American writer who refereed to a sporran as a ‘cod piece’ throughout her Scottish-themed novel. If I’m up your way in the summer I’ll certainly drop you a line. Working hard on #4 which, magically, is set in the far north west of Bonnie Scotland.
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barbtaub said:
Bwahahaha! Cod piece!
I’m so glad you liked the review. And I can’t wait for your next Scotland tale.
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Lizzie Lamb said:
You are too kind 😉
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John Maberry said:
50+ years ago my 12th grade English teacher revealed an essential truth: men are idealists; women are realists. Hence Don Quixote. Men escape to realistic crime fiction and not-so-realistic but heroic thrillers or sci-fi. Men are the romantics, she insisted, so they don’t NEED to read romance. Women escape the tedium of managing a household by reading romance. Yes, there is some sex-role stereotypING here, but I still think my teacher had it mostly right.
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barbtaub said:
I’m not sure whether that applied fifty years ago, but today the median age (according to a recent RWA survey) of romance readers is 30-54, with income in mid-$50K range. Since it seems unlikely that their primary occupation would be housewives in this day and age, I’m assuming that whatever escape they’re looking for would not be from household chores. In addition to that, about 68% of thriller readers are women.
Here’s an interesting infographic from Goodreads about what the sexes are reading: https://www.goodreads.com/blog/show/475-sex-and-reading-a-look-at-who-s-reading-whom
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Mary said:
Hi Barb! To answer your question – Amazon has recommended that I read “Thursday the 12th,” which is a short horror spoof. I have never ordered or read horror stories of any kind, but when I clicked on this book, I saw that people who read this book had also purchased “Do Not Wash Hands in Plates,” which I love! So, I guess that’s why it was recommended. I don’t see the connection. Amazon also suggested that I would enjoy “Two Sisters in Ireland,” (I’m pretty sure I would, but I would rather write that book myself!), “Spark Joy: An Illustrated Master Class on the Art of Organizing and Tidying Up,” (suggesting that Amazon has hidden cameras in my bedroom), and “The Art Spirit,” which sounds intriguing, and I might actually buy that one. And for the record, in this family we drink whiskey, not whisky. You traitor! 🙂
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barbtaub said:
I’m not sure why my computer auto-corrected all my whiskey to whisky. As punishment, I’ve scheduled it to read ALL the books in my Amazon recommendations, starting with (and I SWEAR I’m not making this up) “GET IELTS BAND 9 – In Academic Writing Task 1- Data, Charts and Graphs: 12 Model Essays Kindle Edition” (Apparently IELTS is some kind of English Language proficiency test. Do you think Amazon is trying to tell me something?)
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Joseph Nebus said:
It is a real mystery why men won’t read as much as women do, and why men resist romance. I haven’t heard any explanations that sound plausible to me.
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Lizzie Lamb (@lizzie_lamb) said:
I think that women enjoy crime, too, but even so they are looking for the relationship/psychology between the characters. I’m not a great crime lover and groan when I see more of it on the TV – and am no fan of ‘police procedural’ type novels, either. However, I LOVE all the Kate Atkinson/Jackson Brody novels because we are interested in the flawed hero. I enjoy Nordic Noir for the same reason – THE KILLING, THE BRIDGE. When I read, I look for an escape to somewhere brighter and better and most crime doesn’t give me that but romance does. (Like Morse and Endeavour, too BTW).
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Sarah Houldcroft said:
Fabulous review Barb and so deserved. I’ve read all Lizzie’s books and loved them all. I enjoyed reading your blog post too – a great intro to the review.
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barbtaub said:
Thanks Sarah. So glad you could stop by!
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Jan Brigdenj said:
Fantastic post, Barb! Some really interesting points there. Cracking review too. I’ve read and loved all of Lizzie’s books, so couldn’t agree more about Scotch on the Rocks. I’m looking forward to Lizzie’s next novel now 🙂
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barbtaub said:
So Lizzie…we’re all holding our breaths for your next book!
No pressure…
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Lizzie Lamb (@lizzie_lamb) said:
Thanks Sarah and Jan – it’s a great blog post, isn’t it? Thank you for commenting and tweeting etc.
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Isabella said:
It’s such a great post!
And I can’t wait for Lizzie’s fourth novel.
Can I have a wee dram now? 😉
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Lizzie Lamb said:
Of course, Isabella 🍸
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Lizzie Lamb said:
Reblogged this on New Romantics Press and commented:
Many thanks to Barb for this excellent review of Scotch on the Rocks.
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