I love car ferries, which is lucky because here in Scotland, I spend a fair amount of time on them. I particularly love the announcements about what passengers should do in the unlikely event—an event so nearly impossible, they assure us, as to be almost not even worth mentioning but just to fill in the time, they’ll touch on it in passing—that the boat sinks. I imagine that people aboard the Titanic heard similar announcements, but what I particularly love is that here in Scotland, the info about our upcoming potentially-fatal submersion is then repeated in the most beautiful Scots Gaelic you can imagine. Drowning sounds like magic or poetry.
But one thing I don’t understand is the little sign at the entrance to the ferry ramp.
My theory: although the airlines have caved and now let you use your mobile phone during the entire flight, here on the Caledonian MacBrayne Ferries, it will result in your car being immediately tipped overboard.
And just to ensure that you take it seriously, the little brother of that creepy Chucky doll is watching you. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
carol hedges (@carolJhedges) said:
I think they just want to stop you posting pics on Twitter of your car going off the edge and then tweeting everybody from the bottom of the harbour every 2 seconds while you wait to be fished out. I approve.
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barbtaub said:
Hmmm… I’ve definitely got to get one of those waterproof phone covers.
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Terry Tyler said:
Re what Carol said, when I first got a mobile back in 2000 (yes, I was a late starter), I used to walk on the cliffs near where I lived and text things to people like ‘just walking up the cliffs… hang on, it’s a bit crumbling here… oh no…. waaaaahhhhh!’
Joke being that I would be bothering to text if I was falling off a cliff. These days, it doesn’t seem quite so unlikely…..
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barbtaub said:
I guarantee if the Titanic sailed today, Jack would be taking selfies from the bow for Instagram and Rose would be sending snapchats from the floating door as Jack goes under…
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Judith Barrow said:
It’s the stare of the Chucky doll. My mother-in-law used to look at me like that. Don’t get on the ferry…just don’t!
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barbtaub said:
Your MIL??? That’s just about the creepiest thing ever.
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Judith Barrow (@barrow_judith) said:
That’s just the word.Course, should have taken a photo of her and stuck it on the front door for when she visited. But mobiles didn’t exist in those days. LOL
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linda1633 said:
That doll is creepy. The guy standing next to it is creepy also. I agree with Judith, don’t go. Run!
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Kassandra Lamb said:
They probably don’t want people on their cell phones not noticing that the ferry isn’t docked and driving right off the ramp into the water. Sounds unlikely, but I’ve seen dumber things since cell phones have come along.
And that doll… really creepy!
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Elyse said:
Perhaps they offer a free car wash with passage.
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Paul said:
I luuuuuve ferries – big ones, little ones; ones with quarters and ones so Small the passengers stay in their cars. Fresh water ferries, ocean ferries, Ferries with food service, ferries where you bring your own. I love ferries – the wind in your face, the spray, etc.
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barbtaub said:
I completely agree! Ferries are fabulous.
Hope all is okay with you
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