My new book, Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies, is available today on Amazon. It only took a week to put together—and thirty years to write.
Acknowledgments
This is the part where I thank my family, pets, friends, and total strangers for just being so hilarious I couldn’t help writing about you. And, while I’m eternally grateful to each of you—you know who you are!—there is another group who are far more responsible for this book. My readers. You are the generous, funny, responsive, humorous souls who’ve read, laughed, commented, occasionally snorted coffee over your monitor, and then read more. I wish I could give each of you a hug, but…well, there are laws about that sort of thing. So instead, here is your book. I hope you like it.
Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love, and got married.
Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END**
**Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.
And that’s before Chapter 3 even starts.
I have learned to put down the coffee and place breakable objects at a safe distance when a post from Barb Taub comes up. It is very hard to drink coffee and laugh at the same time without redecorating the desk…—author Sue Vincent
To all those who shared their wisdom with me: if I’d listened, what would I have to write about?
A priest, a minister and a rabbi were talking about when life begins. The priest said: “Life begins at conception.” The minister said: “Life begins when the fetus is viable.” The rabbi said: “Life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies.”
While this joke has innumerable versions, this is the one Great-Uncle Herbie told when we got married. He and Great-Aunt Fanny also told us not to eat in restaurants with plants (they’re put there to hide something), not to give each other presents with handles, and especially not to not let our kids outnumber us.
This book documents results of breaking every one of Great-Uncle Herbie’s life rules. I like to think he would have approved.
I would love to hear what you think of this book!
If you have any comments, restraining orders suggestions, and/or questions, please contact me.
If you could help me spread the word about this book by sharing on social media, or if you’d like to schedule a blog post (guest post, interview, or…?) I’d be eternally grateful. (Well, I’d be grateful at least until next week, which is about as far ahead as I can plan these days.)
Zoe the Fabulous Feline said:
Happy to share, Barb….shared to my human’s Facebook page….and if the reblog button pops up after I post this, I would be more than happy to reblog. Best of luck with your new book!
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Zoe the Fabulous Feline said:
Reblogged this on The Life & Times of Zoe the Fabulous Feline.
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barbtaub said:
Dearest Zoe: You and that human of yours are just wonderful. I would certainly hug one of you and give the other one chin-rubs. And be SO grateful to both of you!
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cornfedcontessa said:
Congrats!
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barbtaub said:
Thank you so much!
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Rich Leder said:
Awesome, Barb! Well done.
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barbtaub said:
Oh thank you Rich. Hope all is going well with you.
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Mick Canning said:
Well done, Barb!
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barbtaub said:
Thanks Mick!
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Claudette said:
I’m about 1/3 the way through, and enjoying it. 🙂
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barbtaub said:
Wow! What a great comment. Thanks so much Claudette.
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Claudette said:
When I finish it I shall do a shout-out on my blog, and tell all about the wonderfulness that is your wordage 🙂
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jenanita01 said:
Reblogged this on anita dawes and jaye marie.
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barbtaub said:
Millions and bazillions of thanks!
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jenanita01 said:
You’re welcome, Barb!
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The Story Reading Ape said:
Reblogged this on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Blog and commented:
To get the book, click on the title in Barb’s post 😀
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Patty said:
Read this from Chris The Story Reading Ape and Reblogged at campbellsworld.wordpress.com If, you’d send me a media kit to patty.volunteer1@gmail.com I’d be happy to post it in my Tell-It-To-The-World Books and Those Who Make Them Happen Catalog for one month free. Good luck.
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barbtaub said:
Thanks so much Patty. Will send as soon as I get somewhere with web access.
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Mary Smith said:
I won’t forget to buy it on 1st February! Looking forward to reading it – but it won’t stop me nagging you for another India one!
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Teagan R. Geneviene said:
Ha! Only you would come up with that title, Barb. I love the concept, and the cover is great. Wishing you huge success. Hugs!
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Patty said:
I cannot wait to read it.
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barbtaub said:
Wow! Thanks so much. I’m traveling in India right now with little web access but I promise to get in touch ASAP.
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Patty said:
Good deal
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barbtaub said:
Mwa!! Thanks so much.
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Wendy Janes said:
Wishing you all the best with your new book, Barb.
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barbtaub said:
Thanks Wendy!
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Judith Barrow said:
Looking forward to the read,Barb.x
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barbtaub said:
Thank you!
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