Halloween Tips From a Bad Mother
NOTE: Another blast from the past column which originally appeared in the Champaign-Urbana News Gazette, October, 1991 *** I …
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How to terrorize small children
From my easter crime to pulling on Santa’s balls.
Bat Woman
A couple of nights ago, I heard the cats get on their motorcycles in the middle of the night and start doing laps around the living room, with the dog running after them, barking that Mom was going to catch them and then they would really be in trouble.
In times of trouble, reach for Pink Stuff
(Published: Champaign Urbana News-Gazette, November, 1991) Feeding your children pink stuff, an antibiotic made from powdered platinum, is only slightly more …
Barb Taub 