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Adam and Eve, Ark, Bruce Willis, cellphone, Die Hard, Garden of Eden, humor, Mobile phone, Noah, Paradise, Snape
Watching Die Hard, we noticed that if Bruce Willis had a cellphone, the movie would have been about ten minutes long. “Hello, 911-operator? I’m in the bathroom of the Nakatomi Plaza and Snape has my wife, well actually I’m not sure she’s still my wife because she’s gone back to using her maiden name and all, but I’m sure we can work on that and have a swell Christmas with our adorable children as soon as you have a few snipers pick off the terrorists who are conveniently sitting with their backs to large windows. Ciao.” Roll credits.
I started to wonder how other events might have been changed by a few well-placed cellphones, or even text messages.
Or maybe Noah had a mobile?
Running1 said:
absolutely hysterical!
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barbtaub said:
Thanks for stopping by. I’m so glad you liked it.
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duncanr said:
Brilliant – loved this ! 😆
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barbtaub said:
I’m kind of waiting to get hit by lightning…
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frigginloon said:
Stand next to Duncan 🙂
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barbtaub said:
😆
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Elizabeth Yalian said:
I can almost hear the Ta-dah! on #5. Sales Team’s Presentation.
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barbtaub said:
Gotta love Sales! Forget that glass-half-full/half-empty crap. For Sales, the glass is brimming over, and if you order now, they’ll throw in that half-glass at no extra charge…
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ksbeth said:
hilarious )
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Amanda said:
Project manager was my favourite. Such a sucker for dogs…especially Labs with paddles in their mouths.
Fun, as always, Barb. Bright spot when I see your name pop up in my new mail.
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Carol King said:
Hilarious, Loved the whole Noah thing.
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Karen F said:
“PowerPoint is the other side’s tool . . . ”
No kidding! Great post!
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Amara said:
😀
Yes, I often watch oldish (well, not even THAT old) movies and wonder how much the plot would need to be changed to take into account cellphones – and now smartphones, too! Poor writers… they will all end up writing period pieces.
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butimbeautiful said:
Hilarious! and yeah I’ve had exactly that thought about DieHArd 1 through to 100.
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sandrabranum said:
Now finally we know what happened to the dinosaurs! Noah stopped ’em with a 911 Call!
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Blogdramedy said:
Nicely done.
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Terry Tyler said:
I can’t believe how funny this is!!!!
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barbtaub said:
Thanks so much!
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Georgia Rose said:
I’ve only just seen this (thanks Terry!) – how do you do all this graphic stuff Barb – it’s brilliant – LMAO – haha!
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BunKaryudo said:
Loved this, particularly the sales team’s presentation and the technical support. 😀
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