I’m hanging out at Terry Tyler’s amazing blog today, taking part in her writers’ Zodiac series. Please join us to hear Terry bitch about my verbal diarrhea, interpretation of Virgo traits, and my mother’s obvious inaccuracy with my birth date. (To be fair to Mom, she did have ten kids—so she frequently forgot our names, occasionally mixed us up with the dog, and used one generic baby picture to apply for each of us regardless of gender.)

So what do you think? Am I an actual Virgo…or did Mom miscalculate (by about six months)? Find out here!