As if a giant bearded guy in a red suit isn’t scary enough…
When I chose the Krampus as the villain in my holiday-themed story, Don’t Touch, I had to explain to people about this monster and the traditions behind him.
Christmas in Austria, I told everyone, is not for the faint hearted. While a familiar St. Nicholas does make the rounds, in many Germanic traditions he’s accompanied by his dark twin, a terrifying beast called the Krampus whose job is to punish—and even take away—naughty children. With his curling horns, long red tongue, and tail, the Krampus is enough to chill any heart.
That was a year ago. This holiday season, children of every age will get the chance to be terrified as The Krampus gets the full Michael Dougherty (Trick r’ Treat) Hollywood treatment in his new movie opening this week. From the trailer here, it looks like Home Alone Meets the Grinch in Amityville. Possibly NOT what you want the kiddies dreaming about instead of those sugarplums. (I don’t know—I’ve never actually eaten a sugarplum, which the Oxford English Dictionary defines as “A small round sweet of flavoured boiled sugar“. Apparently it doesn’t involve any actual plums, so maybe that scary movie would still be an improvement dreamwise…) And anyway—by the time you’ve heard Rudolph blaring from mall-speakers for the eleventy-nine-gazillionth time, I’m betting the Krampus movie is going to sound like a winner.
But if you want a little warm-up before attempting big-screen Yule-horror, or if you’re just looking for a quick holiday-themed read, you might want to try my Krampus tale, Don’t Touch, which one reviewer calls “vividly imaginative and full of humour, fun and excellent writing“.
With it’s little bit quirky main characters, sweet romance and christmas tie in it was the perfect book to curl up on a couch with and ignore the weather.—Jessie at BehindTheWillows.com
Hope flares each morning in the tiny flash of a second before Lette touches that first thing. And destroys it.
Her online journal spans a decade, beginning with the day a thirteen-year-old inherits an extreme form of the family “gift.” Every day whatever she touches converts into something new: bunnies, bubbles, bombs, and everything in between.
Lette’s search for a cure leads her to Stefan, whose fairy-tale looks hide a monstrous legacy, and to Rag, an arrogant, crabby ex-angel with boundary issues. The three face an army led by the Krampus, a monster who literally feasts on the fear and terror he inspires in children. The demon who threatens Lette is a cornered beast, an anachronism whose ever-diminishing influence only makes him more desperately dangerous.
NOTE: although set in the Null City world, Lette’s story is a standalone.
⇒⇒Don’t Touch is available at special holiday pricing of £0.99/$1.52 Click here for all buy links.⇐⇐
What are other reviewers saying about Don’t Touch?
“Lette (short for Roulette) Simoneau has a rare superpower. Each day, she has a new ‘touch’, which means that on a particular day everything she touches (with fingertips only) will turn into whatever her superpower has decided it will be that day. It might be jack-in-a-box toys, or roast beef sandwiches, or okra (that one made me laugh), or (hurrah!) diamond rings, or all manner of other things, including smells, or levitation. There are some real laugh out loud moments; it’s very clever and witty, and completely off the wall.” —Terry Tyler, best-selling author of 11 books including House of York
“If you like Null City’s fast paced edgy romance cum chase scene, Don’t Touch is a different tempo with the same cool, different, and edgy characters.”—Mary Rosenblum, author of over 60 sci-fi and writing craft books
“What a fabulous story! I really enjoyed this unique book, full of interesting characters and fascinating magic powers.” [5-Star review, Amazon]
“A strong, beautiful heroine (who doesn’t see herself as that) with a superpower that is both humourous and heart-breaking, an original story, handsome hero’s with their own tragic pasts, a hopeful but ultimately doomed romance and plenty of action…oh and there’s an evil cat, George, …what more could you want in a book!”—Georgia Rose, author of the Grayson series
“You just know when you read something written by Barb Taub it’s going to be vividly imaginative and full of humour, fun and excellent writing. This intriguing and engaging story is no exception.” —Between the Lines Bookblog
I’m not saying The Krampus is coming to your house this year…but you might want to leave out a few extra cookies. Just in case…