I don’t do poetry…
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Nobody has ever accused me of having a poetic soul. Once, back in the eighties, I might have been lyrical after a party, but it could have just been the margaritas. So how am I supposed to review a book of poetry?
I do review stories. But stories are just made up of words, and so are poems. I think of poems as novels that have gone on really successful diets, and all that’s left are the strongest, most attractive bits. At least, that’s the approach I took when I sat down to review Lynn Gerrard’s Musings & Mischief The Grumblings of a Gargoyle.
But if you haven’t had a chance to read about my visit with Lynn, I urge you to start here first. At least that gargoyle will make a lot more sense.
Blurb: Musings & Mischief The Grumblings of a Gargoyle by Lynn Gerrard
Musings and Mischief is Lynn’s second book in her poetry series for Wallace Publishing. Whilst continuing to work with verse, Lynn is also busy writing her first novel.
Inspired by Lynn’s passion for cemeteries and the delightful residents thereof, this will be a tale of horror, heartache, hilarity, and hopefully a dead good read!
Lynn has also just written a play based on her experiences with the stigma associated with mental health. It is in the early stages of production, with a view to it being performed in the near future.
- Book Title: Musings & Mischief The Grumblings of a Gargoyle
- Author: Lynn Gerrard
- Genre: Poetry
Length: 122 pages
Publisher: Wallace Publishing (March 3, 2016) - Purchase Links: Amazon
My Review: 5 out of 5 stars for Musings & Mischief The Grumblings of a Gargoyle
I don’t review poetry. I don’t write it, and (confession!) I rarely read it. But the dark, snarky, often hilarious pieces that come from Lynn Gerrard—or at least from her gargoyle avatar—are just too irresistible. So when I heard she has a new book out, I ordered a copy immediately. A paper copy. Because although I live for my beloved eReader, poetry almost demands that feel of turned pages and time for contemplation.
But…how to review? If this was a novel, I’d be talking about plot, setting, character development, and pace. And, at the end, as I considered the stories told in the poems, I realized that they had all of that.

Lynn Gerrard was born in St Helens, Merseyside where she now lives with her husband Michael and their 6 year old blind and boisterous Jack Russell, Ralph. A serial worrier, Lynn survives mainly on a strict diet of fingernails and chocolate and delights in using misery and mirth as her muse.
Lynn found her studies in psychology, psychoanalysis, sociology and criminal law to be most useful in aiding her obsession with the darker side of the human psyche and much of her writing reflects this. Mostly Lynn’s interests lie in occult philosophy, mythology, parapsychology, archeology, egyptology, humour and pickled onions.
Whilst continuing to work with verse and her play ‘I’m Not All There’, Lynn is also busy writing her first novel. Inspired by Lynn’s passion for cemeteries and the delightful residents thereof, this will be a tale of horror, heartache, hilarity and hopefully a dead good read!
The very first poem, Echoes From the Past, is the backstory. We look back through the years to see a child playing happily among the “smoky giggles” of factory chimneys and food made by “a flurry of floury hands“. That contrasts with today’s children, “pallid prisoners of some screen“, living in empty streets “In a world where no one trusts and no one chats“.
The next poem, The Dress, is the setting. But soon we realize that the dress is actually the narrator’s youth, its “flaunting grace” replaced all too soon by age that “Worn and tattered, leans against my frame“. Even as life prepares to discard the dress, though, the woman inside still wishes for one last glimpse of youth, “Oh ruthless life how I wish for one last time My Dress was new.”
Like all good books, this one has a rich and varied cast of supporting characters. Almost without exception, each of their stories has a final, usually hilarious, twist. For example, Ritual tells of the helpless victim forced to endure regular torture at the hands of her abuser…until you get to that final two-word twist. Lost takes you down a snarky path with a trademark surprise at the end. Parenting and Lingering Lingerie shows family heritages that twist on their last words, while in The Monster a troll’s typical behavior is explained with crystal clarity in its final word. For the Love of Ethel reveals that jealousy exists in the Afterlife too—along with the end twist nobody sees coming.
As the poet’s story goes on, we see relationships formed, children who grow and leave home, beloved family members and lovers separated and ultimately united by death and suffering. And slowly, slyly, the gargoyle’s darkness peels back to reveal flashes of joy and even hope. A young family sacrifices and loves in Dark Skies. In the poem which is my personal favorite, Life’s Ballet, the poet vows, “I shall pirouette Into my more wisely years”.
And, for poetry-fearing wimps like me, there is even dessert—three flash fiction tales that contain all the laugh out loud snarky humor and end twists of those poems.
So how many stars for Musings & Mischief? All five of course. Even if you usually approach poetry with the enthusiasm of a teenager attending remedial algebra summer camp, I think you’ll like most of these short, witty, and often extremely funny poems. And—if you’re like me—some of them you’ll love.
Contact & Buy Links:
Twitter | Facebook (Lynn Gerrard) (The Grumbling Gargoyle) | Goodreads
Amazon: Darkness & Decadence
Amazon: Musings & Mischief
Wallace Publishing Author Page: Lynn Gerrard
Blog: The Grumbling Gargoyle
Blog: No Womb In The Lynn
I have two books and love the… yes you’re right the snarkyness of them. This lady is second to none for saying it as it is or at least was. A recent wander in her blog took the reader with her and her Mother to Spain, hilarity at her own expense had me rocking snorting and needing a pee. Great post and a smashing review of a smashing book .😇
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Thank you, Ellen…you’ll always find a welcome in this Gargoyle’s Gutter…and a permanent place to pee should the need take you! 🙂 And yes, I am both delighted and flattered by Barb’s review of my book so a humongous thank you from me to Barb! 🙂
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What! No snark! Get back on yer plinth gargoyle, I want fresh reading. wink wink That Barb is pretty good…
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I loved the first one so will definitely be getting this new one. And you are right – poetry has to be read in a book not a kindle.
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I’m so glad you enjoyed the first one, Mary, thank you…hopefully the second will give you a titter and a shiver or two 🙂
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Poetry? I can barely write my blog posts! People who can write good poetry are on another level.
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When it comes to writing we each do what fits us best and I’m sure your blog posts are well worth a read…I’ll have to go have a littler peek… 🙂
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Uh oh! Brace yourself!
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Oh, poetry goes right over my head – sorry.
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Worry not Paul…some poetry goes over my head too…and I’ve written it! 😉
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