I’m used to drunk spell-challenged perverts visitors arriving at my blog in the wee-small hours on Friday and Saturday nights, following (actual) queries such as “coming blod 15 year gril”. But this one seems astonishing well-spelled and deliberate.

So I’d like to know, “Is it just my turn, Internet? Is there some kind of porn app that gets its fun on by randomly redirecting perverts to granny-blogs?” [My only consolation is that the searcher must have been equally confused upon arriving at my blog…]

If anyone needs me today, I’ll be boiling my computer.