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I’m used to drunk spell-challenged perverts visitors arriving at my blog in the wee-small hours on Friday and Saturday nights, following (actual) queries such as “coming blod 15 year gril”. But this one seems astonishing well-spelled and deliberate.
So I’d like to know, “Is it just my turn, Internet? Is there some kind of porn app that gets its fun on by randomly redirecting perverts to granny-blogs?” [My only consolation is that the searcher must have been equally confused upon arriving at my blog…]
If anyone needs me today, I’ll be boiling my computer.
Barb Taub 
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Internet has a mind of its own. One of my most-read posts is about toilet roll holders – no idea what people are looking for there, either…
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You’re so right!
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You must have been a terrible disappointment!
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Nary a 13-year-old in sight…
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Google dropped its “Don’t Be Evil” motto last week. That might be a clue.
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Aha! That explains it.
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I’ve been inundated by both Used Cars Spam and by folks from various email addresses asking ‘What?’ against different posts and reblogs…
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Me too! But…why?
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Why, What? Goodness only knows, Barb 😄
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I wouldn’t boil it, I’d put it in the microwave. That way even the aliens are destroyed.
A great chuckle, Barb!
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Aliens? Nobody told me about aliens. Excuse me, I have to make a hat out of tin foil…
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Hahahaha… spluttered my tea!!!
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Then my work here is done.
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The ways of the internet are strange indeed. At least you’ve reminded me to have a look in the spam folder.
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Sorry April. If you don’t make it back after spam-diving, we’ll send out the dogs. Good luck.
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There was only one. Someone wanted me to buy male enhancement pills. I’ll try not to give in.
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Only one of those? Lucky you!
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It’s unusual.
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Thw world is beyond comprehension – at least the part that is Google Search 🙂
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That makes the search questions I get look positively mild, not to mention sensible. Lucky you.
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That’s very disturbing
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Somehow, I never seem to get this, Barb. Google clearly doesn’t like my blog at all.
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Actually, just an idea – try scanning your blog for malware. I had a client once whose website was infected with software that put… very doubtful content links on their website, without them knowing. If you have a malware virus on your site, it might be putting these things somewhere in your blog. I am no specialist, but if I were you, I’d look into it, cause otherwise it’s nothing short of weird! Everything happens for a reason, so better safe than sorry.
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