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book review, contest, humor, India, memoir, poll, towel animal, travel
Team Swan or Team Elephant?
When I asked for your help (here) in deciding whether our hotel towel animal was an elephant’s head or a swan, I promised a fabulous prize. I just couldn’t remember what that prize might be. The good news is that I actually have the prize—an artisan block printed cotton dupatta. The bad news is that in order to take these photos, I had to unroll the amazing twist it came in and it exploded like one of those little hockey-puck shaped pellets that turn into an entire beach towel, usually sporting a picture so regrettable the towel can never appear face up on an actual beach. (Or like my stomach after that paratha festival in Delhi.) Sadly, there’s virtually zero chance that either the scarf or my stomach will ever return to their original shape. Sorry about that.

Artisan block-printed cotton dupatta (like a sarong or pareo) with a million uses and ways to wear it. (From The Central Cottages Industries Emporium, Delhi)
Would you like a chance to win this gorgeous scarf? All you have to do is vote here by Friday, 15 March, and you’ll be entered.

Meanwhile, for inspiration, here are a couple of the towel creatures who’ve visited our hotel rooms, plus two short demos from our multi-talented room stewards in Club Mahindra’s Munnar (Kerala) resort.
Happy folding! And don’t forget to vote here by Friday, 15 March, for your chance to win the dupatta and—more importantly—to make sure I win my bet. I’m counting on you!
But meanwhile, I’m dancing for joy because of this wonderful review by Sarah Brentyn. I don’t even have words to thank you, Sarah—not only for your lovely comments, but for your persistence in catching up to us on our travels and sending the link. In a perfect world, we are sitting down together over a chai masala.
A fabulous review and a pretty darn nice prize too.
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Thank you (on both counts)!
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Great review. Still waiting for volumes 2 & 3 (maybe even 4?). Found myself wincing as the room steward kept pulling on the monkey’s legs and torso! Would love to learn how to do an elephant.
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I’ve been getting lots of pointed remarks about this (esp. as this latest trip is actually #5!). Okay, okay: I’ll stop buying houses we don’t need and get back to writing. Promise.
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I shall remind you from time to time!
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Thanks!
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You’re welcome!
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I love the towel dog wearing glasses. He looks like Mr. Peabody.
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Ah Ha! That’s exactly what I labelled the photo. (But nobody knew what I was talking about…) I love you Mary!!!!!
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No chance of me folding towels like that, but I have just downloaded Do not Wash Hands In Plates.
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Thank you SO much! I hope you enjoy the book.
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Congrats! It’s always a thrill to get a good review.
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Always!
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Aw, thanks, lovely! This was unexpected. (And a bit humbling being in the same post as that stunning dupatta. My little review pales…) 😉 I absolutely loved your book, Barb, and would read any more that follow. nudge nudge wink wink Know what I mean? Chai it is. Cheers!
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Barb, that review was spot on. I was never a fan of humour writing tell I read you ( blog and book). So so good! the fine art of towel folding. yes, as cute and tacky as can be. Now I just have to turn the not so fine art of bedspread crumpling by guests into some imaginative form. Help!
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I don’t see why bedspreads can’t be folded same as towels. Imagine coming back to your room to find your duvet folded into a giant elephant. Who wouldn’t want that?
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Very pretty scarf but I don’t think I could get it back in its original condition either. I hope you win the bet. The making of the monkey from the towel looked a bit obscene with all the tugging and pulling. 🙂 Not what I want on my bed but the puppy or elephant, would be just lovely. No swans please. There are no romantic bones left in my body. That was a wonderful review on your book. I keep saying I will not buy another book but…I will.
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