Eeeuuuw. Yuck… With ten kids, my mother was pregnant for 7 1/2 years of her life. But she …
This inability to accept adult realities goes a long way toward explaining such phenomena as Cubs fans, ‘lite’ cheesecake, and Republican presidential candidates.
In my mother’s day, pregnant women only appeared in maternity dresses made by Omar the Tentmaker out of 75 yards of black polyester with a contrasting bow at the neck.
There are actually LOTS more reasons not to have kids. As a serial kid-producer, I offer a revised list: