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Dearest Mother:

Morale low.RedHats destroyed our soy milk & quinoa reserves.HuffPost & McSweeneys blocked.Quartermaster just issued our last supplies of fucks with orders to give them sparingly.If I don’t make it, give my NastyWoman t-shirt to my sister & tell her to continue the fight.

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FakeNews: Conspiracy whackjob Alex Jones claimed Democrats are launching new civil war on July 4th.

In response, Amanda Blount launched a twitterstorm with her new hashtag, #secondcivilwarletters.

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