WARNING: THIS BLOG POST CONTAINS SICKENING STUFF. NO, REALLY…
I wouldn’t look if I were you.
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I think the drug/alcohol problems out there in the inter-ether are a LOT worse than anybody has guessed. No, I’m not talking about the pathetic losers whose drunk-typing leads them to type “sex taub” for “sex tube”.
No, I mean the internet SEO developers whose code then sends these losers to barbtaub.com. In the past week alone, the following search terms have led to my blog (done as graphic so it won’t show up in future search queries):
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I’m pretty sure this stuff represents the end of civilization as we know it.
Okay, I get this was actually only 25 out of 146 search terms, presumably the ones where the all-thumbs searchers were too drunk to do incognito queries. I can only guess what those 121 remaining search terms were.
Please excuse me while I go boil my computer.
Barb Taub 
I liked this and then worried my brain might be raided and I’m fed up with having my cerebral cortex kicked in again by the thought police so I didn’t like it for its content only the way the words were presented. Hope that’s cleared it up.
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Eeeewww!! Wish I could boil my eyeballs.
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Try washing its mouth out with soap.
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Yikes! Your poor computer!
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I wonder whether computers ever need counselling?
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Having a long-term hate relationship with all things technical, I’m not the best person to comment. At the moment, I am having to copy and paste every comment I make, for the minute I click ‘post’ they vanish! Ggrrr!!!
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Wow, Barb – that’s actually quite a horrifying insight into something that I don’t want to think about! Perhaps you should consider a name change!
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Hmmm… I know! Barb Trump. What could possibly go wrong there?
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Gadzooks. Which search engine’s that? Google indicates that people regularly find my site from a site that my filters classify as porn, and the old search engine game “[name] needs” usually pulls up a few smutty results, but neither Google, Bing, nor Yahoo has ever messed up my search for an author as badly as that.
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Yikes! Yup – my eyeballs need a good cleaning too. Ick.
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That’s quite horrifying.I wish I hadn’t read it.
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Ewww. However, I think you should reconsider that name change. I’m pretty sure more thought is required for that decision.
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Wowzer! Can’t say I’ve seen a search term list like that before!!!
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(Drunk) people probably don’t mistake the name of your blog for “sex tube”. Yet another of the things-I-didn’t-see-coming when I dropped my maiden name…
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😁😂
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Wow. I get ‘Unknown Search Terms’ and I’ve had a search for my name that was just misspelt, but THAT is quite disturbing. Good job your funny bone is intact. Though maybe don’t put that in writing. I’ve got some Eye Bleach somewhere under the sink…….
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🤣🤣🤣 whaaa..???
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