WARNING: THIS BLOG POST CONTAINS SICKENING STUFF. NO, REALLY…
I wouldn’t look if I were you.
I think the drug/alcohol problems out there in the inter-ether are a LOT worse than anybody has guessed. No, I’m not talking about the pathetic losers whose drunk-typing leads them to type “sex taub” for “sex tube”.
No, I mean the internet SEO developers whose code then sends these losers to barbtaub.com. In the past week alone, the following search terms have led to my blog (done as graphic so it won’t show up in future search queries):
I’m pretty sure this stuff represents the end of civilization as we know it.
Okay, I get this was actually only 25 out of 146 search terms, presumably the ones where the all-thumbs searchers were too drunk to do incognito queries. I can only guess what those 121 remaining search terms were.
Please excuse me while I go boil my computer.