Writer/blogger Roberta Eaton Cheadle posted a blog hop challenge which—and this comes as a complete surprise to exactly nobody—I missed.
They’re making an action figure of you. Describe the toy and accessories. (Do you have a catch phrase? Favorite items, clothes, hair style?)
Here’s how I picture the Barb action figure:
What can she do? Well, for sure she’s got superpowers.
She can single-handedly—like anyone’s going to help her—plan an entire week’s menus before putting in her grocery delivery order.
She knows who the good guys and bad guys are.
She rules the other superheroes with her trademark phrase: BECAUSE I’M THE SUPERMOM AND I SAY SO.
The SuperBarb action figure comes with coffee cup, Netflix subscription, and SuperDog Peri, who is the excuse for so many pandemic walks that she whimpers and tries to hide every time someone gets out that leash.
Batteries and accessories sold separately include the BarbCave—her fortress of isolation, fully stocked with enough toilet paper, wine, and chocolate to ride out the pandemic without having to risk contact by
the murderous forces of evil seeking to destroy her those with poor mask skills.
WHAT DOES YOUR ACTION HERO LOOK LIKE?