My fellow women, many brave margaritas were sacrificed to bring you the cautionary warnings in the following list. If you get married, chances are good your spouse will be a male______ [fill in blank from list below. Bonus points if you get all ten.]
I promised you the BIG REVEAL… And here it is!
Calls for Men to Be Blindfolded in Public
In response to claims that men are unable to restrain themselves from committing rape if they see women in skimpy clothing, members of law enforcement agencies around the country have called for men to blindfold themselves when they are in places where they might encounter a female wearing a tank top or a short skirt.
To the conservative christian movement: This is why the bible doesn’t mention evolution.
by Nathan Caleb Taub
God: MOSES! HEAR ME!
Moses: I hear you, oh Lord! Actually, I can really hear you. Can we tone it down?
God: Oh, sorry. Is this better?
All the dumb, loud, germy, messy stuff kids do that drives moms into Betty Draper-like neurosis was my mother’s creative inspiration, like the time in 1988 when she awoke at 3 AM to find me, then four years old, prying her eyelids apart with my fingers.
He’s an ungodly soccer-playing card sharp on a mission from God. She’s a beautiful punk fairy princess with with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
I think this article should be required reading for all mothers (and daughters!) Please do yourself a favor and see …
Fluffy white clouds, green fields dotted with sheep, lines of dead moles strung up by their noses… WTF?
I knew our son-in-law would be wearing the shoes we got him for Christmas, and couldn’t wait to brag about …
From my easter crime to pulling on Santa’s balls.
Writing Mysterious Stuff
Writing Fanfiction in the worlds of Tolkien and Beyond!
The Musings of a Writer / Editor in Training
Across Centuries, Across Genres - Reviews of Briliant Books
dreamer of dreams, teller of tales
LESBIAN SF & FANTASY WRITER, & ADVENTURER
A virtual cabaret of songs, stories and questionable life choices.
SHORTS, NOVELS, AND OTHER THINGS
Spawned
anecdotes & travelogues. funny, hopefully.
Malaysian author and storyteller
Blogger--Book Blogger--Bestsellers & Indie Authors
Sketches, paintings, etc. by Mary Lanigan Russo
Tale of Net Cancer
No distance of place nor lapse of time, can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.
Representing the users of our lifeline ferry services
Feel the fear and do it anyway.
novels and bookish thoughts
Book Reviews, News, and Other Stuff
THE DRIVELLINGS OF TWATTERSLEY FROMAGE
on the path to somewhere
Stories & Essays
In my Book world, or by Air, Rail, Boat, Walk, doesn't matter as long as you move.
From the depths of the trashcan
Barb Taub 