Mother’s Day Off — Part 4: BIG NEWS!!!
I promised you the BIG REVEAL… And here it is!
Previous articles
Mother’s Day Off — Part 3
Calls for Men to Be Blindfolded in Public
In response to claims that men are unable to restrain themselves from committing rape if they see women in skimpy clothing, members of law enforcement agencies around the country have called for men to blindfold themselves when they are in places where they might encounter a female wearing a tank top or a short skirt.
Mother’s Day Off — Part 2
To the conservative christian movement: This is why the bible doesn’t mention evolution.
by Nathan Caleb Taub
God: MOSES! HEAR ME!
Moses: I hear you, oh Lord! Actually, I can really hear you. Can we tone it down?
God: Oh, sorry. Is this better?
Mother’s Day Off Part 1
All the dumb, loud, germy, messy stuff kids do that drives moms into Betty Draper-like neurosis was my mother’s creative inspiration, like the time in 1988 when she awoke at 3 AM to find me, then four years old, prying her eyelids apart with my fingers.
They Fight Crime!
He’s an ungodly soccer-playing card sharp on a mission from God. She’s a beautiful punk fairy princess with with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!
Why women should embrace a ‘good enough’ life — WP article by Elsa Walsh
I think this article should be required reading for all mothers (and daughters!) Please do yourself a favor and see …
Weather: gobsmacked
Fluffy white clouds, green fields dotted with sheep, lines of dead moles strung up by their noses… WTF?
Boston Marathon
I knew our son-in-law would be wearing the shoes we got him for Christmas, and couldn’t wait to brag about …
How to terrorize small children
From my easter crime to pulling on Santa’s balls.
Bat Woman
A couple of nights ago, I heard the cats get on their motorcycles in the middle of the night and start doing laps around the living room, with the dog running after them, barking that Mom was going to catch them and then they would really be in trouble.
