Going waaaaaay back for Throwback Thursday! ( Published: Champaign Urbana News-Gazette, 1990) As proof of the continuing deterioration to be expected …
This inability to accept adult realities goes a long way toward explaining such phenomena as Cubs fans, ‘lite’ cheesecake, and Republican presidential candidates.
There are actually LOTS more reasons not to have kids. As a serial kid-producer, I offer a revised list:
As proof of the continuing deterioration to be expected from advanced cases of parenthood, we decided it was time we acquired a puppy. Of course, before we got her we did careful research to determine the most intelligent and trainable breed for a family dog. Those who know how this technique has paid off for us in the past will not be surprised to learn that we became the proud owners of Natasha, a Scottish Border Collie who looked like Spuds McKenzie and boasted approximately two brain cells.