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Natasha developed a little condition the vet called submissive bladder, so nobody in their right mind would try to dominate her. At least, not more than once.
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Life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies
Going waaaaaay back for Throwback Thursday! ( Published: Champaign Urbana News-Gazette, 1990) As proof of the continuing deterioration to be expected …
Serial kid-producer reveals top 10 reasons not to have kids (Freshly Pressed)
This inability to accept adult realities goes a long way toward explaining such phenomena as Cubs fans, ‘lite’ cheesecake, and Republican presidential candidates.
Top 10 Reasons Not to Have Kids
There are actually LOTS more reasons not to have kids. As a serial kid-producer, I offer a revised list:
Life begins when the kids leave home and the dog dies
As proof of the continuing deterioration to be expected from advanced cases of parenthood, we decided it was time we acquired a puppy. Of course, before we got her we did careful research to determine the most intelligent and trainable breed for a family dog. Those who know how this technique has paid off for us in the past will not be surprised to learn that we became the proud owners of Natasha, a Scottish Border Collie who looked like Spuds McKenzie and boasted approximately two brain cells.
Barb Taub 