In Norman Rockwell’s Thanksgiving, Mom brings out the turkey, while Dad stands by proudly ready to carve the bird. Family and friends line the table, beaming with delight.
If Norman had been painting our Thanksgiving starting that morning, the picture would have shown me getting up before dawn (don’t be impressed – here in the north of England, that could be any time before about 9:00AM) because the dog was having a fit in the kitchen. The vet calls it canine epilepsy, but our daughter says we’re just getting Peculiar – living in part of a castle with a dog who has fits. Next, the painter could have included the soapy water flooding the kitchen from our washer, which is (like the dog) also prone to fits. The picture wouldn’t be complete without Turkey Tom, knocked to the floor by the dog and floating serenely through the chaos, his naked splendor emerging as he shed his layer of dry-brine among the soap suds.
Since Thanksgiving basically celebrates the Pilgrim’s successful escape from England, it is not surprisingly an under-observed feast here in the United Kingdom.
Although I ordered Tom weeks in advance, I got a phone message last week from the Farm Shop containing a heartfelt apology for the mistake in my order. Seems someone had accidentally put in an order for the middle of November, but I was not to worry: they had cancelled that order and I could pick up my Christmas turkey by Christmas Eve like the rest of the population of England. With visions of serving chicken to the dozen guests I’d invited to our traditional American Thanksgiving, panicked phone messages were exchanged. Tom was back as guest of honor, although when I went to pick him up, everyone poured out to see The American who eats her Christmas dinner in November.
While my husband shuttled kids from the train station, I used every towel in the place to soak up the flood, and then coaxed the washer back to life. As each university student arrived, she was handed a peeler and put to work on the mountains of potatoes and apples. By that evening, Norman Rockwell would indeed have seen a dozen faces admiring Tom’s (very clean) golden brown perfection.
And if Rockwell had hung around past the initial turkey shredding, he could have seen the delighted dog sitting next to what was left of the giant deep-dish apple pie meant for dessert. She was so thankful for the gift from the pie-angels. I’m thankful for wonderful family and friends who insisted the chocolate icecream dug out of the bottom of the freezer was the perfect end to such a traditional American Thanksgiving.
This is so funny, Barb. Rockwell has set standards that are impossible to meet. I would like to adopt Taub standards–much more true-life. And what a happy dog! I love the story of ordering your turkey. What fun you are having there!
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I totally agree with the Taub-Rockwell transformation and I have to say, Peri is very neat about eating pie! It would not have looked nearly so well-served if my forever-ravenous Aussies had had at it! Laughing!
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Oh Barb this would only happen to you ! Thanks again for having Maddie share in this wonderful day, I am sure she didnt mind helping out with the peeler, and she probably would still have eaten the apple pie ! XOXO
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What a vintage Taub event. I’m glad (and impressed) that everything worked out in the end.
Peri is long overdue for this fabulous dogshaming portrait . . . you should submit it!
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Great stuff. Much more interesting that A Normal Rockwell dinner. I hope you are writing all this into a journal that could eventually be transformed into a book. Or consider a publication could create a “Letters Home” ongoing feature.
Our Thanksgiving “little pigs” were two little boys who wiped out over half a chocolate pie before anyone noticed. (And they didn’t even get sick)
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