“A demonstration,” said the text. “Bring a poster and wear black.”
See, that’s what happens when you seriously annoy people from my generation. We’ve already had experience with protests—we’ve marched for equality, boycotted grapes, and laid down in front of tanks. And we vote.

I took part in the great Arran ferry protest this week. [image credit: Arran Ferry Action Group]
Arran Ferry Action Group, a grassroots group which includes a significant portion of Arran residents, has been attempting to meet with the Scottish government to share concerns about the ferry situation. When AFAG** heard that Scotland’s recently appointed Transport Minister Graeme Day MSP was coming to the island to meet with a secret group of people about a secret list of things but the results of their meeting would be…wait for it…secret—they knew it was time to act.
**I did not and could not make up this unfortunate acronym.
So when my friend Sharon texted about the upcoming protest, I knew what I had to do. I made my sign, told the Hub to be ready with bail money, and headed out.

When reliable ferry transportation is essential for our health, economic well-being, and daily lives, it’s wonderful to know our elected and appointed representatives are willing to come to Arran and… hide from us? What are they afraid of?
As those who have followed the cluster-f**k known as the Scottish Government’s attempts to run the ferries know already, costs for the original £97-million contract for two new vessels due to launch in 2018 have more than doubled—some reports say tripled—while the government has nationalized the bankrupt shipyard. But the unseaworthy vessels are still not expected to be in service before 2022. Or possibly ever.
Meanwhile, island residents have had to book trips to the mainland for medical care and other essentials three weeks in advance. We wanted to ask the minister, “What if you had to book three weeks in advance every time you wanted to leave Edinburgh, but you had to go to Glasgow for medical treatment? And when your departure date finally came round, what if you couldn’t leave after all?”
So even though it was absolutely pounding rain, about 50 of us stood outside and waved our little signs. Only…apparently the minister got word of our terrifying protest (which the media labeled the “old age pensioner (OAP) protest”) and they moved their meeting to a secret location.
The Hub was relieved because he didn’t have to bail me out of jail in case I was moved to chain myself to something. I was relieved not to be arrested, although I think closest thing to a jail our island offers is a reference in my friend Tola’s deed for their cottage—the former Whiting Bay Jail—that says they have to make their spare room available if needed to house desperate criminals/gray-haired protesters.
In the end, we decided to head to Janie’s coffeeshop for cappuccinos and her excellent cheese scones.

Homebakes from Janie’s in Brodick, Isle of Arran, Scotland. Cheese scones and puddings (desserts) to die for!
The Minister apparently sneaked in a back door, held his secret meetings, and was on the afternoon ferry. Which, amazingly, left on time.
By the time we got home, the rain had stopped and a rainbow appeared. I’m not sure if that’s a metaphor, but I’ll take it!
⛴: NOTE: I should add that my opinion of the way the Scottish government has mismanaged the ferries IN NO WAY applies to the hard-working, cheerful, and professional staff of CalMac ferries. I see them as fellow victims of a situation going from bad to worse.
My profound sympathies. Politicians the world over seek to confuse, mislead and obscure. We have a federal election today, so we have been up to our armpits in that crap for weeks.
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Ewww! You’re the ones who deserve sympathy!
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the best! and sorry for all the hassle
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The ferry situation is still a mess but… cheese scones!
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right – and what’s important after all?)
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Love your sign!! Cheese scones vs. a jail cell? Definitely go for the scones.
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Carbs for the win!
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The picture did not show that much black being worn per the instruction.😎
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Scotland. So of course it was a downpour, and we all had our raincoats on. And since we’re not uncivilized douchebags when it comes to something we wear most days, we have pink or yellow or other brights, but not black raincoats.
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Scotland. Thanks for giving me a glimpse of a place I will not be able to see in person. But the weather you described sounded familiar to a native of Seattle!
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Hope the ferry is sailing today!
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On ⛴ now. See you soon.
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Hilarious, even the fly cemetery cake!
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I’m just thrilled to know Fly Cemetery is an actual thing!
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I love this, Barb – and WTF! Also, I want the cakes. In the picture. All of them.
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Can’t believe I missed going to Janie’s! However I consider myself lucky that both my ferry crossings happened… although it was all a bit dicey at the time. I still have the app, still keep checking it (no, I don’t know why either!) and can see the constant issues you are having. Let’s hope AFAG makes an impact.
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Next time! We’ll do the Castle and Janie’s. If there’s a ferry, that is…
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Claps hands… I have every faith there will be… 😀
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Don’t mess with those ‘black’ but colourful camouflaged OAPs….. this is scandalous but your post made me laugh several times, first your not quite new but equally colourful WTF poster – coup de génie, then the (for the 3rd time) colourful and utterly inviting coffee shop with the many tasty looking ‘fly runways/burial grounds’ pastries…. luckily I had my espresso with a Swiss choc bar near me! Thanks and VERY GOOD LUCK – don’t let those ppl walk over you.
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Still laughing, even though I know it’s no laughing matter! Your transport minister is a wee feartie. He should be forced to commute from Aran for a fortnight – two days would probably do. Fingers crossed for a sensible and joined-up result.
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Of course the ferry runs—on time, even—for a government official. It’s the same way wherever there are politicians. Sorry you have to go through this. But like you say…scones.
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You go GRANDMA !!!
*I do NOT use the term grandma in a derogatory fashion. I am envious that you can use the title grandma !
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What a todo, eh Barb! Why do all the ‘official’ guys get paid so well?! What exactly do they do, except prevaricate and pontificate?! Hey ho. Good luck with the Ferry and downing the tasty goodies, and thanks for the laughs…. x.
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Politicians are the same all over the world. Useless. Old Age Pensioners? Pshaw!
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I remember at the beginning of the pandemic, when they were saying “vulnerable” people need to be protected. “That’s so right!” I agreed. Then my daughter broke the news that I am one of those vulnerables. I have NO idea how that happened… So I was equally surprised to discover myself included as an OAP–possibly the least appealing acronym I’ve ever encountered.
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We prefer to call ourselves ‘matured.’
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You go, girl! And the rainbow is definitely a good sign. Always is.
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