How to terrorize small children
From my easter crime to pulling on Santa’s balls.
Author Archives: barbtaub
Bat Woman
A couple of nights ago, I heard the cats get on their motorcycles in the middle of the night and start doing laps around the living room, with the dog running after them, barking that Mom was going to catch them and then they would really be in trouble.
This whole blogging thing is just not going to work for me…
I started this blog to be like the other cool writer wannabes. But I’ve been [spying on] checking out their blogs, and it’s clear I’m doing at least three things wrong:
I’ve been Liebstered! (Or — It really IS all about me…)
BEST. REWARD. EVER. After Jo Savill calculated on her blog that at the rate people are spreading the Liebster Award, …
SCIENTISTS IDENTIFY UNICORN DNA
The good news: scientific research teams have isolated unicorn DNA. The bad news: they found it in British supermarket products labelled as beef.
Thanks for the £2 million, Mr. Hague!
When we moved to England, I had two worries. How hard would it be to make friends, and how would …
Valentine’s Day BC (Before Children) vs AD (After Delivery)
In the years before children (BC) I considered myself a reasonably cultured person. Books? I bought them in hardbound so …
Cupid’s Literary Connection blog-hop
In honor of Valentines Day, I’m taking part in the Cupid’s Literary Connection blog-hop by posting a scene between Leila …
Why I’m Not a Teacher
“Good news. You get to teach my students about getting a job,” said my sister. She had just picked me …
Top 10 Reasons Not to Have Kids
There are actually LOTS more reasons not to have kids. As a serial kid-producer, I offer a revised list:
